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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: WWC, born mere hours ago, already decomposing with remarkable haste. Like a mayfly that never quite mastered flight, this token achieved the impressive feat of losing a third of its value before most traders had finished their morning coffee. The authorities may be revoked, but so, tragically, is any reason to live.