CAUSE OF DEATH
DIAMOND HANDS Rises, Falls, Combusts in Sixty Minutes
In the beginning, there was chaos—a token born into a frenzy of 4366% gains, its creators wisely fleeing the scene by revoking all authorities, like arsonists admiring their work from a safe distance. The creature thrashed violently through $4.3 million in volume, a desperate final gasp as retail investors discovered they were holding not diamonds, but rather a meticulously crafted illusion with just 3,000 witnesses to the crime.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperinflation meets pump-and-dump thermodynamics
EPITAPH
"They came for the diamond hands; they left with only the ashes of their conviction."
