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The Swift Demise of Kevin's Basement Dream

In the waning moments of its singular hour of existence, KEVINHOUSE experienced what we in the trade call a 'catastrophic wealth concentration event'—a phenomenon wherein 97.5% of all tokens gravitates toward merely ten holders, leaving the remaining thirty-three to contemplate the nature of their questionable life choices. The creature's $50,000 in daily volume proved merely the thrashing of a dying beast, a final convulsion of optimism before the inevitable market forces reasserted themselves with ruthless indifference.