PLAIN OLD JANE/B5M4..pump
FLATLINED
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B5M4..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Launched with no liquidity, immediate abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
+0.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.22
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.03B
Price USD
$2.03e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Plain Old Jane: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

Here we observe the Plain Old Jane, a Solana token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and a userbase numbering precisely two—likely its creators staring in stunned silence at their screens—this specimen represents nature's most efficient form of financial natural selection. The authorities were revoked, the volume measured in single digits, and the top 10 holders owned everything because, well, there were only ever two.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$7.22 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Launched with no liquidity, immediate abandonment
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a token: a name, a blockchain, and absolutely nowhere to go but down.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01GcEA...4gPj99.79%
02GZVH...aKAa0.21%