OLD DOG/B47f..pump
TERMINAL
Old Dog

Old DogB47fjQd98hn2W6msFpM2Pt2oLcy96Bm6rrayYwwLpump

$JEFFEREYB47f..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Coordinated whale exit, zero liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.8K
+115.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$26.9K
Holders
56
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.52B
Price USD
$2.52e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Old Dog's Tragic One-Hour Sprint to Irrelevance

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before succumbing to the predatory instincts of its creators. With 80.8% of tokens concentrated among the top holders and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this poor beast was less a token and more a carefully orchestrated exit strategy. One can only admire the efficiency—a full life cycle compressed into sixty merciless minutes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$26.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 70.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Coordinated whale exit, zero liquidity collapse
Patient Note

Jeffrey didn't die; it was merely euthanized by its own architecture within the window of plausible deniability.

Holders

§ 04 · 56 wallets
Top 1
58.7%
Top 5
70.9%
Top 10
80.8%
01BiWY...9nej58.71%
027BVp...M5FX3.38%
035RsZ...9KSs3.06%
04Ct9G...giV22.94%
05BmtJ...DCCE2.79%
06GiZv...Duxu2.29%
078a6J...y18k2.11%
086czR...4AX21.92%
09BUsE...8X5C1.83%
10Fbz7...s9qT1.75%