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The Royal Kangaroo's Catastrophic Hop Into Oblivion

Here we observe the cadaver of The Royal Kangaroo, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming simultaneously alive and dead—much like Schrödinger's poorly-funded altcoin. In its final days, volume of a mere $74.40 proved insufficient to sustain even the most optimistic delusions of grandeur. The creature's concentration of wealth, with 98.6% held by a select few, resembled less a democratic financial instrument and more a pyramid scheme's fever dream.