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Newborn Token Flatlines Within Hours

In what can only be described as a financial stillbirth, fartinu emerged into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, only to discover that 89.8% of its population was already owned by a select few apex predators. Like a mayfly cursed with sentience, it achieved a remarkable 85.7% price collapse before most investors had finished their morning coffee, all while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane.