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$LADB1gU..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Immediate liquidity drainage, concentration collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$2.1K

-8.1% · 24h

Volume 24h

$33.1K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.11B

Price USD

$2.11e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

Ca4P..TypJ ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—the LAD token, born merely an hour ago, already displaying the advanced decay of a three-week-old corpse. With zero liquidity and thirteen holders clinging to their worthless positions like remorseful lottery ticket buyers, this creature never stood a chance against the predators lurking in these digital watering holes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$33.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Immediate liquidity drainage, concentration collapse

Patient Note

Don't even joke—this token took the assignment literally.

Holders

§ 04 · 13 wallets

Top 1

97.9%

Top 5

99.9%

Top 10

100.0%

01Ca4P...TypJ97.91%

02Dp3G...yxKF1.31%

038puV...7nJt0.41%

04GnWT...GAd30.17%

05CFe6...Xq6T0.08%

06CK6e...G7eY0.04%

07HzaE...2Fyx0.03%

0821cB...3DTW0.01%

09Aw9d...TmTD0.01%

109HjP...vmTk0.01%