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Infant Token Dies of Unsustainable Euphoria

In its first hour of existence, PUMPBULL experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure—a 190% convulsion of pure, undiluted speculation that defied all known laws of market equilibrium. The creature, barely weaned from its blockchain nursery, accumulated nearly $37,000 in liquidity and half a million in volume, a grotesque metabolic spike that no neonate could possibly sustain. Like the mayfly that lives but a single day, this token has already begun its inevitable descent into the void.