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Bernita's Sixty-Three Thousand Dollar Fever Dream

In its brief hour of existence, the token known as Bernita experienced what we might charitably call a 'statistical anomaly'—a 231% surge in value that, like all mirages in the desert, proved entirely illusory once the mirage itself evaporated. With zero liquidity and 70% of its meager holdings concentrated in the hands of ten holders, it was less a cryptocurrency and more a masterclass in the mathematics of inevitable collapse. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: the rare distinction of dying before it ever truly lived.