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Birth, Hype, and Instantaneous Evaporation

In its mere hours of existence, The Believers experienced what can only be described as a financial supernova—a brilliant flash of 132% euphoria followed by the inevitable collapse into a black hole of liquidity. Here we observe a masterclass in pump-and-dump dynamics, where 75 hopeful participants discovered that decentralized finance is neither decentralized nor particularly financial when ninety percent of the oxygen is hoarded by a privileged few.