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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never quite learned to walk. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a legitimate project—authorities revoked, liquidity secured—Flying Ketamine Elon instead chose the path of least resistance, hemorrhaging 3.4% of its value before the market even finished its morning coffee. It is a sobering reminder that in nature, as in crypto, a catchy name and a grade-A rating are poor substitutes for actual biological fitness.