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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$2.55
Holders
17
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
Field Report
The Gooning Walrus: A Tragic One-Hour Affair
Here we observe the Gooning Walrus in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most tokens learn to walk. With zero liquidity and 80% of its meager population concentrated among a cabal of top holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a coordinated exercise in mathematical futility. One can only admire the sheer efficiency with which it converted $26,000 in volume into a cautionary tale.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$2.55 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
Patient Note
It had revoked authorities and no exit—a Solana rite of passage that lasted shorter than a Doge meme's relevance.
Holders
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01FKRn...2zLp99.67%
02EQXg...Ndpg0.12%
03DfDR...UGga0.05%
04J15G...mHC60.04%
05EamE...XsR60.03%
066X75...JsY90.02%
07CviQ...U3PP0.02%
087H82...znQV0.02%
098psN...VRtf0.01%
107qNk...p7oJ0.01%