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Muppets Token: A Study in Concentration Death

Here we observe the skeletal remains of MUPPETS, a token that discovered too late what ancient civilizations learned millennia ago: when 99.8% of the wealth concentrates in merely ten hands, the remaining 31 holders become nothing more than audience members in a tragedy they cannot escape. With a daily volume of merely $64—less than a moderately-priced lunch—and liquidity so shallow one could wade through it, the creature expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of whimpers, its vital signs flatlined at zero percent movement.