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The Muppets: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here, in its natural habitat of the blockchain, we observe a creature that experienced what can only be described as catastrophic market rejection. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this token managed to shed 77.4% of its value—a remarkable feat of self-destruction that would make even the most incompetent of nature's creatures weep. The top ten holders, clutching 68% of the supply like nervous vultures, discovered that controlling the majority meant precisely nothing when liquidity evaporated into the digital ether.