CAUSE OF DEATH
Kiwi's Brief, Catastrophic Existence Examined
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Kiwi token—a creature that lived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of its own design. Two holders gazed upon their investment with the expressions of those who'd ordered lunch at a restaurant that burned down before their food arrived. Nature's cruelty rarely manifests so swiftly, or with such mathematical precision.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and extreme concentration
EPITAPH
"Here lies Kiwi: it was a rug before it was a token, which is quite an achievement in efficiency."
