CAUSE OF DEATH
SeaGull: A Three-Hour Masterclass in Financial Extinction
In the waning hours of its brief existence, SeaGull achieved what few tokens manage so efficiently—complete and utter obliteration. With a single holder controlling 100% of supply and liquidity mysteriously vanishing like a migratory bird in winter, this token experienced what we might charitably describe as a 'soft launch' into oblivion. The $11.55 in daily volume serves as a haunting epitaph: proof that even the most ambitious pump-and-dump schemes require at least two people.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, immediate abandonment
EPITAPH
"It lived, it pumped, it died—all before most traders finished their morning coffee."
