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Boring Coin's Brief, Catastrophic Journey Ends

In its first hour of existence, Boring Coin experienced what can only be described as a financial cardiac arrest—a 29% price collapse that would make even the most seasoned investors question their life choices. Like a mayfly that discovered cryptocurrency, it burned bright, burned fast, and burned away the capital of 236 hopeful believers. The irony, of course, is that it lived up to its name with remarkable consistency.