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A Whale's Feast, A Holder's Despair

Here we observe the remains of UFO, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously decentralized and entirely concentrated—much like a black hole that forgot to be interesting. With 76% of supply nestled in ten wallets and a daily volume of sixteen dollars, one must admire the sheer audacity of a project that managed to create scarcity through neglect rather than design. The mint authority may be revoked, but the damage was done long before this merciful mercy killing.