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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of an eight-hour-old specimen—a creature that achieved an 801% pump before discovering, much to its dismay, that liquidity is not, in fact, optional. The autopsy reveals a fatal combination of concentration risk and the brutal mathematics of a market where 55% of the population controls the narrative, and apparently, the exit door.