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The White Buffalo Stampede Into Oblivion

Here we observe the White Buffalo in its natural habitat—mere hours old, already convulsing with violent price swings of 671 percent. Like a newborn giraffe with broken legs, GORDON never stood a chance. As the liquidity evaporates and the top holders clutch their worthless bags, we witness nature's cruelest lesson: some creatures are born to die.