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Greater Fool Theory Meets Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the waning moments of its singular hour of existence, the Greater Fool Theory token expired not with a bang, but with a whimper—and precisely zero liquidity to show for its troubles. What we observe here is nature's most efficient wealth redistribution mechanism: twenty hopeful traders surrendering their life savings to ninety-nine point four percent concentrated in the hands of those who understood the assignment. The authorities may have been revoked, but so, tragically, was any semblance of monetary value.