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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

48/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$4.6K

+116.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$22.4K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.35B

Price USD

$2.35e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

6Zba..BYjN ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Boobish: A Two-Hour Miracle of Modern Finance

Here we observe the Boobish token in its final moments—a creature that lived barely longer than a mayfly, yet somehow managed to convince 58 investors that 116% gains in a day were not, in fact, a red flag. The creature's liquidity pool, now empty as a politician's promise, reveals the tragic truth: this was never a token, but rather a performance art piece on human optimism.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$22.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 76.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

Patient Note

It achieved more in two hours than most projects do in two months—mainly because it was going nowhere very, very quickly.

Holders

§ 04 · 58 wallets

Top 1

65.0%

Top 5

76.7%

Top 10

86.0%

016Zba...BYjN65.00%

02Brau...71tx3.39%

03H3N3...fJdY3.14%

04Cu6X...CazQ2.82%

059UJV...AHry2.37%

066G8C...MvJkAUTOPSY2.24%

075gSg...M3JJ2.01%

086owZ...sapY1.80%

09GCZz...jbkr1.79%

10eB6k...Dfsp1.43%