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Premature Infant Token Arrives Stillborn

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that barely drew breath before succumbing to its inevitable fate. Born merely an hour ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, PF-07307405 managed to achieve the remarkable distinction of being dead on arrival. The top ten holders, clutching 98.8% of the supply like vultures over carrion, had already begun their exodus before the poor creature's first heartbeat.