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Bullshark: Born Gasping, Died Drowning in Itself

Here we observe Bullshark, a creature that emerged fully formed into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, already bearing the telltale signs of acute numerical volatility—a 177% convulsion that speaks not of vitality, but desperation. The absence of liquidity proved fatal; like a shark requiring constant forward motion to breathe, this token simply stopped moving and asphyxiated. What began with such promise—authorities revoked, the theatrical gesture of decentralization—ended with eighty-five investors discovering they'd purchased an elaborate mirage.