CAUSE OF DEATH
JetBlue Token Crashes Before Takeoff
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the mortality rate of a mayfly in a hurricane. Twenty-one holders cling to this digital aircraft as ninety-eight percent of its mass concentrates in the hands of a select few, while liquidity evaporates like morning dew under the African sun. One can almost hear the final boarding announcement: everyone has already left the terminal.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It had all the right features and none of the right distribution—a beautiful corpse, really."