CAUSE OF DEATH
FIFA's Political Gambit Scores Own Goal
Here we observe a creature that never quite understood the stadium it entered. With zero liquidity and eight desperate holders clinging to their bags like fans after a penalty shootout, this token wheezed through 371 days before the final whistle. The irony, of course, is that while mint and freeze authorities were revoked—gestures toward legitimacy—the market had already left the building.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale holdings
EPITAPH
"It promised to reform FIFA. Instead, it perfected the art of self-own."