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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

Here we observe Agent Intern, a mere hours old, already exhibiting the fatal symptoms of catastrophic wealth concentration. In a stunning display of financial Darwinism, 76.6% of this creature's genetic material was hoarded by its ten largest predators, leaving it gasping for liquidity like a fish on the Serengeti. The authorities, though mercifully revoked, arrived far too late to prevent what can only be described as a spectacular self-immolation.