THE VASELINE BANDIT/AnnP..pump
FLATLINED
The Vaseline Bandit

The Vaseline BanditAnnPLSYXhRLW17bsJmjrjSggJLRxf9KXyS9sRyDapump

$VaselineAnnP..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull via concentrated ownership

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-11.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.2K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.46B
Price USD
$2.46e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Vaseline Bandit's Frictionless Descent Into Oblivion

In the harsh ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already deceased. Here we have The Vaseline Bandit, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of having precisely one holder and zero liquidity, suggesting its creators applied their product of choice to the concept of market mechanics. A masterclass in creating something so slippery that even its own value couldn't get purchase.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull via concentrated ownership
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died with a whimper—a cautionary tale of why you shouldn't name your scam after personal lubricant.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017dJ9...tC88100.00%