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Goblino: A One-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the Goblino—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. With 68% of its meager treasury controlled by a handful of wallets and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch, this creature never stood a chance. The irony, of course, is that revoking authorities provided the illusion of legitimacy moments before the inevitable collapse.