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Squirtle's Shell Cracked in Record Time

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that lived barely longer than a mayfly's fever dream. With ninety-one percent of its population concentrated in the hands of ten collectors, this token experienced what we might generously call a 'market correction'—or, more accurately, a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as price discovery. By the time retail investors arrived at the watering hole, the predators had already fled.