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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
-0.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.1K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$8.13B
Price USD
$4.07e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already displaying the pallor of financial rigor mortis. With zero liquidity and a population of precisely two holders, this token represents nature's most efficient form of rug pull: one so expedient, the victims barely had time to realize they were the only two in the room. A masterclass in evolutionary failure.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died for eternity—truly, the fastest exit strategy in crypto history.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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