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Flying Ketamine Cat Crashes Before Landing

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born into existence merely an hour ago, already decomposing. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump predator, though in this case, the pump lasted precisely as long as a cat's attention span. Seven hopeful investors discovered too late that owning 100% of a token's supply is rather meaningless when the liquidity has evaporated like morning dew on a ketamine-laced fever dream.