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Cat wif Hood: A Concentrated Demise

And here we observe the tragic final moments of Cat wif Hood, a creature whose very existence was determined by the whims of thirty-one holders—ninety-seven and a half percent of whom were apex predators circling the same watering hole. With zero liquidity and a volume barely sufficient to purchase a decent sandwich, this feline has expired not with a roar, but with the faint mewing of institutional abandonment.