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Lazy Cat's Nine Lives Ended in Zero Hours

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 604% price swing within mere hours, nature's way of saying 'someone didn't read the whitepaper.' With zero liquidity and half its token supply concentrated in the hands of just ten holders, Lazy Cat discovered that revoking authorities doesn't revoke one's ability to be a pump-and-dump scheme. Like a feline with curiosity fatally overdeveloped, it burned bright, burned fast, and burned out before its first sunrise.