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Newborn Token Arrives DOA in Solana Cemetery

Here we observe the SHITCOIN, a creature born mere moments ago, already displaying the telltale pallor of inevitable extinction. In what can only be described as financial natural selection at its most expedient, the market has rendered its swift and merciless judgment: a 76% decline before the token's first birthday cake could be baked. The specimen's concentration in ten predatory hands—66.2% of total supply—suggests this was less a fair launch and more a public execution masquerading as opportunity.