CAUSE OF DEATH
Cow Money: A Newborn's Tragic Demise
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, a creature was born—mere hours ago—already gasping for breath. The top ten predators, having consumed every morsel of liquidity, left nothing but a 78.8% price crater and the faint smell of rug pull. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors obvious scams.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration necrosis, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone."
