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Newborn Token Arrives Stillborn, Departs Immediately

In the cruel savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token so thoroughly stillborn it makes miscarriage look like a success story. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, GARRET achieved the impressive feat of losing half its value before most of its holders had finished their morning coffee. The concentration of ownership among five individuals—each clutching 20% of a rapidly evaporating dream—suggests this was less a token launch and more a coordinated exit strategy with extra steps.