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Pokémon Bank Collapses Under Its Own Greed

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe the spectacular demise of Pokémon Bank—a token that managed to concentrate 99.2% of its wealth among a mere ten holders, a distribution strategy so naturally unbalanced it would make a seesaw weep. At merely 68 hours old with $3,089 in liquidity and $37 in daily volume, this creature evolved not into strength, but into an extinction-level event. The authorities have been revoked, the mint sealed, yet somehow the market still refuses to catch 'em all.