FUNCOIN/Aa79..pump
CRITICAL
Funcoin

FuncoinAa79GDBG65E7s4jRdgNWZGVPRXHfhxZzTQPYziRZpump

Aa79..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Catastrophic liquidity failure combined with concentration death

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$12.7K
+320.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$53.6K
Holders
111
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.27B
Price USD
$2.27e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Gasping in Liquidity Void

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: Funcoin, born merely hours ago, already exhibits the vital signs of a creature in acute distress. Despite its authorities being revoked—a gesture of apparent legitimacy—the token finds itself trapped in a liquidity desert, desperately seeking the sustenance required for survival, whilst its ten largest predators hoard 57% of its meager existence.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$53.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 46.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity failure combined with concentration death
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and pumped 320%—the perfect metaphor for modern finance: spectacular, incomprehensible, and utterly devoid of meaning.

Holders

§ 04 · 111 wallets
Top 1
35.5%
Top 5
46.8%
Top 10
57.2%