CAUSE OF DEATH
Flamingo's Tutu Catches Fire, Spectacularly
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious phenomenon: a creature born merely an hour ago, already shedding 61.6% of its plumage in a panicked molt. Despite frantic trading activity suggesting genuine interest, the concentration of wealth in merely ten beaks—56.8% of the flock—proved far too tempting for the alpha predators to resist.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme wealth concentration meets pump-and-dump predation
EPITAPH
"It danced magnificently for sixty minutes. The market, however, preferred a different kind of bird."