CAUSE OF DEATH
We Should Have Been Fine: A Cautionary Tale
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of 'we should be fine,' a token so catastrophically misnamed it achieved a kind of poetic irony in its instantaneous demise. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed to hemorrhage 43.9% of its value while simultaneously achieving the remarkable feat of having precisely zero liquidity—a feat comparable to a restaurant with no food and four very disappointed customers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets absent liquidity trap
EPITAPH
"We should have been fine. We were not fine. We were, in fact, the opposite of fine."
