CAUSE OF DEATH
MKUltra Files: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe a creature that never truly lived—birthed mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Ten holders cling to their worthless bags like shipwreck survivors, each one precisely as wealthy as the others, which is to say: devastated. The $1,106 in daily volume represents not investment, but the financial equivalent of a mercy killing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, zero utility, concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"They revoked the mint authority to look legitimate, then revoked the freeze authority to look decentralized. Turns out you need neither to achieve absolute irrelevance."
