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dUck-c BETA: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the dUck-c BETA—a creature that never truly lived, only performed an elaborate death dance. Born merely two hours prior, this token achieved the remarkable feat of a 525% price swing whilst maintaining zero liquidity, a mathematical impossibility that nature itself finds offensive. Seven brave souls held this digital phantom, though only their coordinated exit remained.