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Newborn Token Flatlines After Frenzied Birth

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before expiring. Born merely hours ago with the confidence of a pharmaceutical breakthrough, this token attracted precisely 104 believers—though 88.8% of them appear to be its own architects, a pyramid of such breathtaking brevity it makes mayflies seem patient. The volatility spike, that final desperate gasp of 114%, was not resurrection but rigor mortis in slow motion.