shitcoin™AXq3t59S1hJqQkw5XCv9xZYZ74DcapKpPQzeou7Fpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.
Acute liquidity crisis meets inevitable market gravity
Grade Score
75/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$25.5K
-27.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$12.5K
Volume 24h
$131.3K
Holders
403
Field Report
Newborn Token Suffers Catastrophic Structural Failure
In its first hour of existence, shitcoin™ experienced what can only be described as a spectacular loss of faith—a 27% hemorrhage that would make even the most seasoned pump-and-dump practitioners weep. The creature's vital organs, though properly ablated of their dangerous authorities, proved wholly unable to sustain the weight of 403 hopeful believers, 47% of whom were clearly its parents.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Draining
$12.5K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$131.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 37.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Acute liquidity crisis meets inevitable market gravity
Patient Note
Born at noon, dead by lunch—a brief but spectacular reminder that revoked authorities cannot revoke regret.
Holders
Top 1
24.8%
Top 5
37.3%
Top 10
47.0%
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0271CV...v14Y3.66%
0312p5...rkWNAUTOPSY3.46%04Cij1...55aL2.77%
05E9rD...sMJw2.58%
06Hh71...gEge2.31%
07FqVz...VCBn1.94%
085miw...zgPC1.90%
09C8Qs...pV761.79%
105VkB...RDn81.77%