vademir pootinAXji118kj8YSnGNSBK22U7idpSoQ2fixpLHkGfTgpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Severe structural malformation and immediate liquidation absence
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
+4.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$39.45
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival
In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a specimen so catastrophically stillborn that it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With but four holders—each clutching their worthless digital inheritance like mourners at a funeral—and liquidity so absent it makes a vacuum look abundant, vademir pootin represents nature's perfect cautionary tale. One cannot help but admire the mathematical elegance of its demise: a token that managed to be simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, owned by everyone yet worth nothing to anyone.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$39.45 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Severe structural malformation and immediate liquidation absence
Patient Note
Here lies vademir pootin: it was born, it was bags, it was gone—all within the time it takes to make a coffee.
Holders
Top 1
95.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EqpQ...ri2Q95.43%
02EaZN...yzaP2.06%
03ERmH...NMBE1.66%
04DGJX...vdbC0.85%