CAUSE OF DEATH
The Political Cat's Nine Lives Expire Simultaneously
In the beginning, there was hope. A solitary holder clung to their digital feline, watching as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti—a masterclass in bagholding. With zero dollars of liquidity and eighty cents of daily volume, The Political Cat achieved what few tokens manage: the perfect storm of abandonment and mathematical impossibility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets liquid despair
EPITAPH
"It had everything: a revoked mint, a revoked freeze, and absolutely nothing else. Much like Schrödinger's cat, it was simultaneously alive and dead—though the ledger suggests mostly dead."
