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The TRUMP Token: A Spectacular Collapse in Real Time

Here we observe the cadaver of TRUMP, a specimen so thoroughly depleted of liquidity that even its seven remaining holders have abandoned hope. In a tragic irony befitting its namesake, this token achieved the impossible: it died while technically still breathing, a perfect monument to the marriage of hubris and Solana's unforgiving ecosystem. The authorities may be revoked, but so, it seems, was any pretense of actual utility.