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Neymar Token Scores Own Goal Immediately

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the extraordinary feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this token experienced a metabolic collapse of such spectacular proportions that one might wonder if it was less an investment opportunity and more a coordinated disappearing act. The three remaining holders—perhaps founders, perhaps optimists—clutch their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral for a dream that never woke up.