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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme centralization meets nonexistent market mechanics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$5.5K

+120.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$23.8K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$5.48B

Price USD

$5.48e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

8hNY..zsc9 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

GoonCandle: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

Here we observe the GoonCandle, a creature that lived for precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the ancient predators of cryptocurrency: concentrated wealth and evaporating liquidity. With a remarkable 120% price swing and zero liquidity, this token experienced all the thrills of a roller coaster with none of the safety harnesses. One might say it achieved the impossible: a D-grade performance despite authorities being revoked—a fitting exit strategy for a project that never truly existed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$23.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 70.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme centralization meets nonexistent market mechanics

Patient Note

GoonCandle burned bright, burned quick, and left eighty-one holders wondering what exactly they had just purchased for the privilege of saying they owned something.

Holders

§ 04 · 81 wallets

Top 1

59.4%

Top 5

70.5%

Top 10

78.1%

018hNY...zsc959.38%

0221eN...5GaH3.14%

03HpJb...ieVB2.93%

04FBNo...LnAx2.87%

05EYsz...QEyG2.16%

06Ab8Y...RirD1.76%

07VqDk...rsS21.55%

086NpK...X8ji1.51%

0936jM...j2Ho1.39%

108mBK...y1H3AUTOPSY1.39%