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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Extreme centralization meets nonexistent market mechanics
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.5K
+120.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$23.8K
Holders
8
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
Field Report
GoonCandle: Born Yesterday, Dead Today
Here we observe the GoonCandle, a creature that lived for precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the ancient predators of cryptocurrency: concentrated wealth and evaporating liquidity. With a remarkable 120% price swing and zero liquidity, this token experienced all the thrills of a roller coaster with none of the safety harnesses. One might say it achieved the impossible: a D-grade performance despite authorities being revoked—a fitting exit strategy for a project that never truly existed.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$23.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization meets nonexistent market mechanics
Patient Note
GoonCandle burned bright, burned quick, and left eighty-one holders wondering what exactly they had just purchased for the privilege of saying they owned something.
Holders
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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